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he is only attractive when he is Captain America, but ohh hai.
(Source: h0tcelebs)
(via nokturnal)
Dog doesn’t eff around.
I think I’m dying.
(via offensiveshit)
- person: -coughs-
- normal person: are you okay?
- me: I'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE, I'M COMIN' WITH YOU, DEAR MARIA COUNT ME INNNNNNN.
I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.
(Source: honestliars, via liquidcunt)
(Source: theofficescreencaps, via offensiveshit)
I wish my parents owned some big company so I could just be rich and famous for doing absolutely nothing
(via offensiveshit)
THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT
NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE
(Source: wakeupandbefree, via offensiveshit)
